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iToots is the premier personal fart machine for the iPhone and iPod Touch. Whether you use it for stress relief, to prank friends and co-workers or to liven up those stiff corporate meetings, you'll never cease to be amazed by its ability to move people.

The first thing you'll notice is the uniquely styled control panel, reminiscent of a Dr. Evil doomsday device. Its four large red buttons are clearly marked with individual hazard symbols and each comes pre-loaded with a flatulation of earth-shattering proportion.

Need to make a get-away before detonation? The handy delay timer gives you up to 60 seconds to clear the room before it goes off.

The sound library tab contains dozens of unique and disturbing effects inappropriate for practically any situation. Browse the list and select a sound to preview and/or assign to one of the main control panel buttons.

In the event that the unthinkable happens and our included library lacks the sound you need, the built-in recorder gives you the power to create your own audio masterpiece.

Once you're satisfied, save it to the library and assign it to a control panel button and you're ready to rumble.


- Innovative control panel interface
- Delay timer for quick get-aways
- Library with dozens of fart sounds
- Musical farts - a complete octave
- Assign library sounds to the control panel
- Recorder lets you create your own sounds


"The smell of napalm in the morning is nothing compared to iToots. This is the real smell of victory."
- Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

"Before pressing any of these iToots buttons, a person should stop and ask himself one important question. Do I feel lucky?"
-Harry Callahan

"Finally, iToots is just the type of device I've been needing to hold the world hostage for one million dollars."
-Dr. Evil

What's New in Version 2.0

- Motion sensitive maraca view lets you toot to the beat
- Piano keyboard view lets you compose musical toots
- Countdown timer displays seconds remaining on each button
- Fixed bug when swipe deleting user recorded sounds


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