Swine Flute Lean
- App Store Info
DescriptionSwine Flute Lean is a 3-D hog that opens the barn doors of music for kids. They play a musical pig that jiggles out notes when they cover holes on his back with their fingers.
Swiny also twangs if kids pluck his curly tail. They can play along with a song or one of two crazy beats!
• The Potbelly Waltz Song
• Squishing Armpit Farts
• The Clanging of a Cowbell
Life is full of rules. Use your napkin. Chew with your mouth closed. Don’t touch the fan. Your sister’s face is not a toy!
When did you become your parents? Shouldn’t being six have an element of fun? May we recommend Swine Flute Lean? It’s an app that kids love. It looks like a pig with holes on his back. When little fingers cover the holes, notes wiggle out of this happy oinker. The laughs will make the grumpiest of gramps grin.
Kids can play along with the Potbelly Waltz song or one of two crazy beats like armpit farts, which Swiny shows up knowing. Tell us that won’t bring the barn down. Swiny makes real music. Kids learn and have fun without you worrying about the long-term psychological impact of mowing down zombies with a shotgun in an abandoned meat packaging facility run by aliens. You might even get something done while they’re writing their first song, I Won’t Eat Peas. Don’t worry. There’s no learning curve for anyone under the age of….how old are you? Ask the kids. They’ll show you how. If they master the lean version faster than you think, you can get the standard Swine Flute which comes with five additional songs, seven more beats that your kids can solo over and even more funky sounds that happen when you thump his head, poke his porky sides or shake the device.
Swine Flute Lean. Ever see your kid turn the TV off? Swine Flute Lean is available for both the iPhone and iTouch.
Swine Flute is another cracked concoction from the entropic collaborative composed of Propaganda3 and Bazillion Pictures.