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DescriptionLet me tell you about my ex-wife Luanne. My high school sweetheart, such a great girl, but then she asked me for a divorce for not paying more attention to her or something like that...I don't remember, I wasn't listening. Anyhow, she took my car, my boat, and the house. But at least I still have my iPhone so I can play Ex-Wife Toss.
First you have the option of choosing a character most representative of your ex, I usually opt for the blond. Once you have your ex-wife selected, with your iPhone in a horizontal orientation, begin to tilt the phone in a clock like 360 motion to build up steam. Be sure to keep your eye on the angle gauge as this will key you into how far you will be able to launch your old flame. Build up all the speed you can muster, time up your angle and then simply tap the screen to send your ex hurling into air. The faster the speed and the sharper the angle, the further the distance. You know, I sure do miss her and we had some great times, but man, I can't remember smiling this much after a few fun tosses!
Inner Four's Ex-Wife Toss works with both all generations of the iPhone as well as the iPod Touch.
My name is John, I created this game.
Going through Divorce stinks.
Maybe I should come out with a game called Lawyer Throw, that would be cool.
Anyway, those of you who have done the big breakup and custody and all that fun stuff will enjoy this Woman Tossing Application.
Those of you with a Girlfriend or Fiance, this may serve as a warning.
Notice if you add an 'n' to 'fiance', you get 'Finance', that should be a clue.
If anyone can figure out how to launch my real ex-wife into space, I will give you a free copy of this game.
For entertainment use only.
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