These 8 Soccer Physics goals will make you shout 'What? I don't believe what I'm seeing! Martha? Martha! Come in here and see this'

By , on September 5, 2014
Last modified 9 years, 1 month ago

Soccer Physics is easily my favourite game of football on mobile. Easily.

The chaotic blend of physics gone rogue, pitch conditions changing rapidly, and super simple controls ensures that even non-soccer fans enjoy its absurd fun.

I've had a scour of Everyplay to bring you the best, most over-the-top replays of Soccer Physics goals I could find. Here are my favourites;

There's a darn good reason this is the most watched Soccer Physics video, it's got everything: physical comedy, high tension, and an epic goal.

This player manages to lose an entire member of their team before conceding a goal. What a wally.

This guy just cannot even.

Jammiest goal ever? Yeah, probably.

This video's over in a flash, with the most powerful shot I've yet witnessed in Soccer Physics.

In actual real life football matches, the technique displayed at the end of this video is called "the roly poly goalie".

If Jackie Chan were to have taken up soccer, instead of punching dudes, it might have looked something like the above video.

This player tries to absorb the ball into his very being. He fails, as you might expect.

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