Turbo Dismount is out and everyone's making horrible replay videos of them crashing into things.

Ramps being jumped, cars colliding, vehicles being totalled, bodies exploding, limbs flying everywhere, skulls being crushed: it's all in Turbo Dismount, and those with a sadistic creative flair have been recording themselves hurting the poor test dummy in all manner of nasty ways.

And I've collected together nine of the best, off of that Everyplay.

1. First you're like "this video is disappointing", then BAM!

2. Egregious use of slowmo is egregious

3. Going Gandalf

4. Big launch. Big crash

5. Ski jump

6. Yeah I added one of my own, what of it?

7. This flappy bird's killing more than just time

8. Sweet forward flip

9. Sometimes you get lucky

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