Skewerz 9+

Alright this game is fun and all but there are some big issues first why is this game so FREAKING HARD this game get into easy to impossible in like level 1-4 and going for three stars in every level is so insane at least it was possible for me to get three stars in world 1 but world but the stars in world 2 was insane 2-5 was the part were I snapped and quit the Xbox and play the game without getting three stars in every level yet the game is still good I like the fact the fruits have different abilities. That’s all about how I think about the game.

Very disappointing! When I heard about this game, I am all like, “Oh boy! I love the Annoying Orange! So this game has to be fun. “ And when I start playing it, it is exciting at first. I find a few stinkers, but the levels are actually great. And then I go to Level 3, and the game starts trolling me. Death to hitting a randomly placed object. Death to the wrong fruit. Death to hitting the edge of the Froomba. Both inside and out. Death to the fruits pushing me of the cutting board. And then I think, I just need practice. And then I keep playing. But the levels keep trolling me. And they I start falling into a Great Depression, struggling to make any progress at all. And then wasting my gold cherries and time by watching ads, just to get extra lives. And the worst part is that it’s not my fault. Most of the levels are set up to troll you. That’s just what all those apples in the kitchen have created. And after getting trolled by the most impossible things, I delete the app and never want to play it again for how annoying the game is! 0 out of 10! Where is my refund? Literally unplayable! Oh well, I still like the annoying orange. And I already have an Xbox One X. So I don’t need an Xbox One S.

I enjoy the concept of this game, but there are two things that need to be worked on if this is to be a successful game (and it would really benefit those taking part in the contest for the Xbox One bundle, like me)

1: The game is WAY TOO HARD! The skewer occasionally will get destroyed in a collision before you have time to react, and the control of the skewer isn’t the best either. It needs to be more accessible!

2: Get rid of the Juice mechanic! It’s infuriating how we have to wait for over ten minutes just to play a stupidly frustrating level again! And Golden Cherries, which can be used to refill your Juice - don’t grow on trees. Neither does money, which I refuse to spend on such Golden Cherries. Well, if you don’t have any Golden Cherries, you can watch ads to get one Juice drop, but it only works a few times and then you can’t watch ads to get more Juice. And if both of these are the case, you’re out of luck.

I just want this game to be fun. To be accessible. To not be so ridiculously hard. Games should be challenging, but not this challenging. However the concepts and gimmicks give this rating three stars. It’s not a bad game but it needs work.

Also, Eastedge Studios should consider re-releasing Kitchen Carnage, just like they did with Splatter Up!