Description

Penny pinchers, unite!

This app offers portable decision-making from some of history's most famous notoriously stingy characters. Ask a question, tap "Ask" and get an answer.

"Should I buy these shoes?"

NO! Save your money!

"Should I buy this app?"

YES! We priced this at only .99 because we know you're too cheap to dig any deeper into those pockets. You need this app to help you regulate your expenditures. Think of it as an investment.