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A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right? "~~~"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train. "~~~"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while? "~~~"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there. "

A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. I finished the exam in half an hour. But," he says, "I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers! "

One day a blond went out to check her mail box. ~~~There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.~~~An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing? "~~~An hour later she goes back out side and looks in the mailbox and there is nothing in it. ~~~Finally the neighbor gets curious enough to ask her what she is doing. The blone says, "My stupid computer keeps saying you've got mail. "




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