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Bottoms Up Lite


Bottoms Up Lite
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Description

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APP OF THE WEEK – EverythingiCafe.com, March 5th, 2010
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"...This is a pretty fun app."
– EverythingiCafe.com
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Remember the last time you were disappointed with the lack of eye candy at your local pub?

Team Jyker is proud to present a world where such bad experiences are a thing of the past. We believe that beauty is in the eye of the beerholder and our bartender Jyke will show you the way:

Listen up dudes, I know you think you’re smooth and have your way with the ladies. But I’ve seen your type – all hot air. When it comes to approaching the girls and showing them what you’re made of, you pretend you got an incoming call or text message on your iPhone. Pathetic … Even I have better luck with hotties.

You don’t agree? Prove it to me. Oh, but get a beer first. Make that a few beers. I think you’ll need them. Besides, chicks always look better after you have some beer.

Here’s what you do: Slide a beer across my counter to the other end to show them how good you are with your hands. Then, chug the beer like a real man. That means, you cannot use a straw and there’s no “pit stop” half-way.

If – and that’s a big if – you manage to get my two challenges right, I think you’ll stand a pretty decent chance with the chicks. Good luck, show them what a real man you are!

So are you going to just sit there and continue reading? Stop hesitating and step up to the plate. Download this app and take up my challenge. Its free, just because I'm such a great guy.

But if you are wondering why there is only one hot chick in my bar, I gotta tell ya that there is no such thing as a free lunch, buddy! Cough up a buck and enjoy the full ad free bottoms up experience with 5 hot chicks. You won't regret it.

Jyke

PS: One of our fans uploaded a cool game play video that shows you how to get the job done. See it at our website: www.jyker.com. Oh, and link up with me on Facebook; just search for “Jyke the Bartender”.

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