Big Apes Love Blondes
- Publisher: Novocortex
- Genre: Action
- Released: 15 Feb, 2011
- Size: 64.9 MB
- Price: $0.99
- App Store Info
Description
It's your chance to become a really great ape. Catch runaway blondes and protect them from your enemies. If you lose 3 blondes, your mission is failed. Use both your brain and testosterone to keep as many blondes in your nest as possible.Humans and apes have many similarities. Big apes share over 90% of our DNA. This might explain why big apes love blondes:-) Animal testing of the game reveals that gorillas prefer Big Apes Love Blondes to other iPhone games. Watch our secret video tapes on http://novocortex.com/work/iphone-game-for-men-big-apes-love-blondes/
Download Big Apes Love Blondes to test the game on humans. Please, immediately report results of your experiments by leaving a comment. Disclaimer: no brunettes were harmed in the making of this game.
Rules of Big Apes Love Blondes:
- Catch runaway blondes with TWO fingers, just like your pick up crumbs from a table, and drag them back to your nest.
- Protect blondes from your enemies by hitting the enemy with ONE finger.
- Keep as many blondes on screen as you can. If you lose 3 blondes, the game is over.
- Receive 10 points for each level and 5 points for each blonde kept on screen.
- Be aware of brunettes! If you catch a brunette, you lose 10 points.