Description

Play the game everyone loves. Why? Cuz it has both lasers and goats! I ask you, what more could you want? Some games have maybe have lasers OR goats; we have BOTH. Seriously people, goats and lasers. I'm not kidding around; as you can tell, I am very serious about my goats.

Still not interested? What if I tell some stupid goat jokes for no reason whatsoever?

How do you put a goat in the fridge?
You open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put in the goat.

All the animals went to the lion's birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?
The goat because you put him in the fridge. Don't you remember?

If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you?
You would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party! Haven't you been listening? Sheesh, pay attention. You can also ride your goat across, I think they can swim, not sure. Don't forget to take him out of the fridge first, you cruel dummy.

KEY FEATURES
* It has goats.
* It has lasers.
* It has minor bugs . . . maybe! Free live goat to anyone that finds one (just kidding, get your own real goat, you moocher).
* Did I mention the lasers?
* Isometric graphics. Woo hoo! That's a fancy word isn't it? I think it has something to do with being 3D.
* Did I mention the goats?