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Hands-on with Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, the new omg wtf ikr watevs I'm so over it you guys

By , on June 26, 2014
Last modified 2 months, 1 week ago

So it's come to this.

I've played enough free-to-play games to comfortably drain the wallets of 100 committed thumb-jostlers.

I've flown futuristic hovercrafts. I've commanded armies to victory across the war-torn fields of feudal China.

I've explored uncharted regions of faraway galaxies, and unlocked alternative dimensions with a flick of my wrist.

Today, I helped Kim Kardashian choose a dress. She was so pleased that money literally popped out of her body and bounced along the boutique floor, upon which I scrambled to gather her casually discarded wealth like a grateful orphan chasing an abandoned crust of bread.

The video below documents this event, which was just one of many humiliating trials I had to undertake while playing the newly-released celebrity sim Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.


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LukeyGuy 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Haha best review/ hands-on ever. More please!

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Alex_Gol 2 months, 1 week ago

James Gilmour - A True Hero of AppSpy 2014 award

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triggermann 2 months, 1 week ago

Must buy :P

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stooney 2 months, 1 week ago

I am rather shocked, that you even would try a "game" with the name Kartrashian in it? Boo!
;-)

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xeroxeroxero 2 months, 1 week ago

So... GOTY?