I'm happy to go on record and state that Eldrick 'Tiger' Woods has been a naughty little cub of late.
With both his pro and pro life in tatters after those infamous November 2009 extramarital revelations, Tiger's due some good news.
That'll have to wait, I'm afraid, though we do have some good news to share ABOUT Tiger Woods this morning on AppSpy.
Yes, indeed, EA's 4* Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 game for iPhone has pitched up on the App Store green for free.
You read that right: the full Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 for iPhone experience - not some Lite / ad-supported version - is available from Apple's clubhouse for nothing.
It's been slashed by the developers on account of the ongoing PGA Tour Championships in Atlanta, Georgia, so will presumably return to normal price on Monday.
If you fancy yourself as a King of the Swing and want to test your putting nerve over eight real-world courses, grab Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 now.
And, no, Tiger, the Closest to the Pin Challenge doesn't mean what you think it does. Dirty cub.