Tired of your life as a respectable pillar of the community? Longing for a life on the high seas?
Well, Ubisoft has just made a pirate's life even more appealing, having just slashed the price of Assassin's Creed Pirates on the App Store from £2.99 / $4.99 to £1.99 / $2.99.
This mobile tie-in to the Assassin's Creed universe sees you playing the role of ambitious privateer Alonzo Batilla as he takes control of his own boat, and sets sail to become a scourge of the Caribbean.
Manning your ship through swipe-based navel battles, and building a fearsome crew to aid you terrorise the seas, the game offers you a life of rum-swilling debauchery, without the risk of scurvy.
Assassin's Creed Pirates is a steal right now on the App Store at only £1.99 / $2.99. If it shivers your timbers, we suggest cruising on over to pick it up.