Monsters are jerks.
Swaggering around with their gigantic crab-like claws and magical fire breath, playing 'who can chomp the most humans in a single bite' while they clear the bones of your relatives out of their monster bin.
However, we at AppSpy have decided we're not going to take their crap any longer.
Starting from scratch, the three of us are going to learn the ropes, improve our weapons and skills, and work our way through the game's enormous bestiary of dangerous and exotic creatures.
And damn it, we're going to take out every last one of those grandma murdering hellbeasts if it takes us all year.
Here's the first episode of our creature-slaying escapade.