Mario Kart 8 is not as good as Angry Birds Go!, and here's why...

No, it isn't.

It isn't.

Isn't. Isn't. Isn't.

Seriously, it's not.

Okay, want more convincing? Fine.

I've created a factually accurate three and a half minute long video for you, so that we clear this matter up once and for all.

If you still think Mario Kart 8 is anywhere near as good as Angry Birds Go! after that then, well, I'll eat my hat.

Oh and a huge thank you to Steve K Peacock, Mark Paterson, and Kyle Brown, whose awesome Mario Kart 8 replays I've pilfered footage from.