Hulk Hogan Leg Drops into Crazy Taxi City Rush, brother, becomes an unlockable character, dude

Sometimes mere words fail you.

Today is one of those days, so let me stick to the facts;

Hulk Hogan has been added to Crazy Taxi City Rush, and you can hire him as an unlockable driver, and there's now a trailer showing this, and I think I need to go have a lie down.