Description

◊◊◊ "An enchanting physics puzzler. Lose yourself in a tortuous romance with a surprise un-ending. Castles, Calamity and Cages included" - My mom ◊◊◊

Catch The Princess: Valentine Edition features:

♥ Over 20 Levels of physics-based princess rescue
♥ Hours of gameplay with no loading time!
♥ Beautiful Retina Full HD Graphics
♥ Over 60 Crystals (☠☠☠ shhh... secrets... ☠☠☠)
♥ Like no other:
✪ Side scrolling platformer-type levels
✪ Spinning Slabs of Wunsiedel Marble
✪ Advanced Princess-In-Cage-Of-Weeping-Death Physics Engine™
✪ Amazing headphone audio by the renowned Steve Sim


"Addictive. Precise. A new fairy tale game."[1] - The Game Programmers
"The Valentine edition has all the love we wish we had..."[2] - The Game Programmers again


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Catch The Princess: Valentine Edition is not the #1 Game in 79 countries. Au secours!

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♣♣♣ Many Enchanted Physics Objects ♣♣♣
◊ A first: Side scrolling platformer-type play mixed into Physics-based Game.
◊ Pixie Dust - floats the Princess; can be blown and bounced.
◊ Bellows - Blow the princess and pixie dusts.
◊ Rusty chains - create great time-based tension

Includes: hours of challenging levels, addictive gameplay, memories, bonus levels, leaderboards and achievements.

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Wow - you're still reading here? Amazing! We really should honor that level of commitment with something worthy of your valuable attention. Unfortunately, we were told barely anyone even reads the first sentence of the appstore description, so we've been left quite embarrassed and ill-prepared for this block of text. In the meantime, let us leave you with this: a calamity of so long life brings forth arms against a sea of troubles.


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✓ [1] Actually, it is more of a beast fable than fairy tale :)
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