There has been a lot written about the mobile version of Dungeon Keeper over the past week.

There have been tantrums. There have been tears. There have been 1-star reviews. There has even been a scandal relating to the app's rating system which calls the business practises of EA and Mythic Entertainment into question.

The thing is, it was always going to be this way. Dungeon Keeper 2014 was never going to be the game you wanted.

Why? Let me explain: